Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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