i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
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I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
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Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
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