well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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