if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
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Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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