U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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