Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
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