Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Still dying that you shit outside
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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