i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
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He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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