I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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