It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
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She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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