the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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