The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
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She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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