I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
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what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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