Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
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I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
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