"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
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