What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
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I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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