Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
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I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
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