i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
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My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful