Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
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Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize