They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
they call him Oral-B. enough said
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You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
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i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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