So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"