woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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