You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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