I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
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Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Boobs speak an international language.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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