Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
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dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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