Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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