You work out of a Hotel?
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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