Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
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so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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