He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.