You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
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Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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