sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
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I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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