I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize