oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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