I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
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i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!