I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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