You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
wow bdsm is so cute
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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