dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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