if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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