If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
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Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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