Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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