I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
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highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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