So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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