Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
