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Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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