He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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