are you so shy because you have an std?
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
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Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.