Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???