Small penises have feelings too.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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