Ambien. No doubt about it.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?