BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
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you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM