We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
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I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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