you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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